Advanced Dining Techniques of the One Year Old

Apparently, it is no longer within etiquette regulations to just pop the food into your mouth when you find it under the dining room table....

In the new and advanced regulations, you must carry a spoon around with you and when you spy a piece of food under the dining room table, you must first pick it up and place it gingerly on your spoon before popping it into your mouth!

Just thought you should know.